Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white bold serif text

Distressed white bold serif text stacked in three centered lines reads "Free High Fives" in a rounded retro typeface with a weathered

Bold red serif lettering below reads "Choke

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Arched white hand-lettered cursive text reads "Namasleigh" in a groovy retro style

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Dick in a Box Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:L Distressed white bold serif textWrapping a box and cutting a hole in it remains the most ambitious gift giving strategy in holiday history. Somehow it's more romantic than anything you'll find at Tiffany's and more legally questionable than anything you'll find on Craigslist. The Details: A high contrast, distressed white print shows two figures in suits and sunglasses from the waist up. Both figures raise a hand while holding a gift wrapped box in front of their waist. The