1776 - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Philo's passenger-side enforcer requires zero

Philo's passenger-side enforcer requires zero explanation and accepts no apologies

All aboard the pain train

design is a tribute to TV’s smoothest detective

or you're gonna get drilled

Arched orange-gold Western serif text reads "ROCKER SALVAGE" at the top

1776 - Unisex T-Shirt scifi Philo's passenger-side enforcer requires zeroDeclaring independence was, technically, the single most successful act of treason in recorded history. The men who told the most powerful empire on Earth to kick rocks were never destined to be remembered quietly in oil paintings. Some founders don't just make history. They headline it. The Details: The design stacks four founding fathers in a four square grid, each washed in a single electric color (purple, red, green, and blue) and fully committed