American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " Centered sans-serif text reads

" Centered sans-serif text reads "850 FOOTE AVENUE

CALIF" above a decorative row of alternating orange and teal dots

crouching and holding a baseball

giving working families something to rally around every summer evening

with detailed tentacles curling outward

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:2XL " Centered sans-serif text readsApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple