The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt fresno holding a red Solo cup

holding a red Solo cup in his right hand

A small city fielding its own club

hitting the town

A detailed white vintage naturalist illustration of an armadillo in profile faces left

Red kanji characters reading "武士道" appear at the upper left beside a blue and black digital illustration of Ghost Dog in a raised hood gripping a katana

The Joke's On Santa, I Wanted Coal - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt fresno holding a red Solo cupSanta's naughty list is just a free charcoal delivery service for anyone with a grill and zero remorse. Centuries of moral leverage, undone by a man in a Christmas apron. The Details: Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA," above a retro cartoon illustration of a grinning man in a red Santa hat, red polo, and green apron grilling a steak on a round charcoal grill with tongs. Bold white text below reads "I WANTED COAL." Fit & Fabric: Solid