American Balled Eagle - Women's T-Shirt blackwell Morton's corner office confidence lasts

Morton's corner office confidence lasts right up until several hundred pounds of cybernetic severance package connects with his face

or disposing of some… unwanted baggage

Geography class never prepared anyone for this particular landmark

flanked by yellow stars and blue water splash droplets

but your brain already did the felony

American Balled Eagle - Women's T-Shirt blackwell Morton's corner office confidence lastsSwapping one letter turned America's most majestic bird into a fertility symbol, and the eagle still looks like it belongs on a government seal. One consonant separates patriotism from a dick joke whispered at the cookout. The Details: A digital illustration of a bald eagle in a landing pose with wings spread wide, bearing white stars across blue inked wing feathers, a white head, yellow beak, and yellow talons. Red script text below reads "American