I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Santa gets a breaking-and-entering pass

Santa gets a breaking-and-entering pass

" with a small Italian flag in red

releasing a bowling ball with motion lines trailing behind it

with bold distressed yellow block letters reading "BOWL" beneath

flanked by teal wave accents

I'm Not Drunk I'm Patriotic - Women's T-Shirt Color:Navy Santa gets a breaking-and-entering passCracking a beer surrounded by stars like it's a government seal makes day drinking look like a branch of the military. Nobody's ever lost an argument that starts with "I'm not drunk, I'm patriotic" on the Fourth of July. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "I'M NOT DRUNK" above a white illustration of a hand cracking open a beer can, surrounded by scattered white stars in varying sizes forming a circular arrangement. Curved