98% of People are Stupid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Somewhere a participation trophy is

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Nobody else could make violent indigestion sound like a legitimate path to the heavyweight title

Bold white text below reads "Union

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Gray flat graphic of a classic NES game cartridge with a red label area

98% of People are Stupid - Unisex T-Shirt Size:S Somewhere a participation trophy isClaiming to be in the smart 2% while wearing a grammatically questionable statement is the Dunning Kruger effect doing a victory lap. Everyone in the checkout line gets the joke except the person broadcasting it. The Details: Large white block sans serif text reads "98%" above a smaller white handwritten script reading "of people are stupid." A white rounded rectangular banner contains distressed white stencil style uppercase text reading "THANK GOD