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Cheers homie

everyone is too busy drinking red wine and demolishing pie with fresh whipped cream to be concerned about that 15 pound turkey and all the fixings sitting on the counter waiting for their Tupperware

You want to wear yellow underwear

These USA overalls that got chopped into red

If anything

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