The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 80s Light blue distressed text reading

Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans

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That quiet flex hits harder than any crane kick ever could

" Cream text reads "10/26/85 • 1:20AM" above two small orange flame trails at the base

but the evidence keeps piling up in their inbox

The Pork Chop Express - Long Sleeve T-Shirt 80s Light blue distressed text readingJack Burton Trucking Co. promises reliable freight from a guy who spent half his last job unconscious in a sewer while Wang Chi handled everything. Delivery terms are flexible and the invoice just says "it's all in the reflexes." Inspired by Big Trouble in Little China. The Details: Red comic book starburst frames bold black hand drawn text reading "THE PORK CHOP EXPRESS" with decorative retro asterisks flanking the letters. A distressed white semi