Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Unisex Hoodie funny White block capitals below read

White block capitals below read "THE BEST THERE EVER WAS IN THIS GAME

A blonde skater in red poses with one arm raised beside "SKATING CLUB" and "ELYRIA OHIO" in black and white lettering

" and a figure of Daniel LaRusso in a white gi pushing against the car in a martial arts stance

A matching diagonal hazard stripe bar anchors the bottom beneath the screwdriver

Ogre's entire poker vocabulary begins and ends with a word that doesn't exist

Kenny Powers - La Flama Blanca - Unisex Hoodie funny White block capitals below readNaming yourself La Flama Blanca while speaking zero Spanish is exactly the branding move only a man with his own fireworks budget would attempt. Fleeing to Mexico and insisting on a bald eagle backdrop proves the delusion never rests. Inspired by Eastbound & Down. The Details: A digital illustration depicts Kenny Powers in a green "Charros" jersey and green cap with a white "C," flanked by red, white, and blue fireworks, with a bald eagle head