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and that brings a sense of ease to my spirit

He even added a rear pocket to this button down for safety reasons because everyone knows it's unsafe to walk around without a back up brew in the chamber

If your balls are as moody as the night sky

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The Daddy Claus | Santa Ugly Christmas Sweater wunderkind_ignore Celestial SextantsSanta wasn't always old, grey and overweight. Oh no. Santa's bod used to bring all the girls to the yard. He was young, hot and fertile. He rode a Harley and only wore red leather. Women would swoon, men would watch with envy, drinks would always be on the house. He truly is the man, the myth, and the legend. You know him now as Old St. Nick, but back then, the ladies liked to call him Daddy Claus. Get this red ugly Christmas sweater in memory of the