Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black A digital illustration of Brad

A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982

The lower two lines continue in matching crimson block text reading "CHRISTMAS" then "MOVIE

Recruiting swag from Jackson Steinem looks respectable until you remember Bud Fox's whole career there was basically a felony incubation period

shown from a front three-quarter angle

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

Yes I Like Pina Coladas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Black A digital illustration of BradAnswering a question from a 1979 yacht rock song before anyone even asks is peak conversational efficiency. Preemptive declarations of cocktail preference save everyone the awkward small talk at the resort bar. The Details: Large distressed white cursive script reads "Yes," overlapping a brown coconut half and a green palm frond rendered with a weathered texture. Below, clean white sans serif text reads "I Like" and "Pia Coladas" stacked on two lines.