My Other Shirt Is At Your Mom's House - Unisex T-Shirt drinking Distressed cream serif text reads

Distressed cream serif text reads "ALEXANDRIA

trailing a splashing wake

" White block text at the bottom reads "CHANNEL 4 NEWS

Distressed white arched text reads "SOME SERIOUS GOURMET SHIT" above a golden-yellow digital illustration of Jimmie Dimmick

Basting a turkey requires a suspiciously suggestive motion that nobody at the table wants to acknowledge

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