Octopi Octopuses Octopodes - Unisex T-Shirt golf Pizza occupying the same brain

Pizza occupying the same brain space as an ex is at least an upgrade in reliability

with a blue banner reading "FOR THE DURATION" flanked by white stars

A small orange-red semicircle sits at the top center above a white spine and ribcage illustration running vertically down the middle

Knowing exactly when "nice" clocks out is the only credential that matters at the Double Deuce

Bold white blackletter text reads "Deebo's" above "Bike Rentals" in white brush script

Octopi Octopuses Octopodes - Unisex T-Shirt golf Pizza occupying the same brainListing all three plurals of octopus without picking a winner is the most aggressively neutral stance anyone has ever taken in a war nobody asked them to join. Somewhere a linguistics professor just felt a disturbance and doesn't know why. The Details: Bold rounded sans serif text in dark navy reads "OCTOPI" above "OCTOPUSES" above "OCTOPODES," all rendered with a distressed texture. Below, a dark navy engraving style illustration depicts two