Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws and scattered stars

and scattered stars

Orange elliptical border frames a distressed green dragon head illustration with red tongue

A cartoon brown sloth with a white face hangs from a green-leafed branch with both hands

orbital ring

Design inspired by Jackie Chiles from Seinfeld

Kreese's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt rr_track_ws and scattered starsMembership cancellation at Kreese's gym requires surviving a chokehold in a Reseda parking lot, which is still easier than calling Planet Fitness. Pain does not exist in this dojo, but leg day absolutely does. Inspired by Karate Kid. The Details: Arched distressed white serif text reads "WE DO NOT TRAIN TO BE MERCIFUL HERE" above a cartoon illustration of John Kreese in a black gi curling two dumbbells, flanked by white and yellow stars and a yellow