Bearded Badass George Washington Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Sand 100% ringspun lightweight cotton

100% ringspun lightweight cotton

drawn by our very own Dan McCall with galactic goodness

• Ringspun lightweight 90/10 cotton/poly blend

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The Meme War Veteran Digital Ops Trucker Cap is for the timeline specialist who survived the meme drops

Bearded Badass George Washington Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Sand 100% ringspun lightweight cottonGeorge Washington was a badass. The only dude to be elected to the US Presidency unanimously, he could have likely become America's first king if he wanted after commanding the American rebels to a victory over the most powerful military in the world, but retired and shocked the world with his incredible farewell address that basically became every American school kid's civic lesson for the next 200 years. Let's go over Washington's manliness. He