I'd Hit That - Pinata - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather with white outlined block text

with white outlined block text reading "CAPTAIN FREEDOM'S" and "NO PAIN" above "NO GAIN

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

Distressed white block text arches across the top reading "ASK YOUR MOM

pink wheel centers

and nobody from HR is coming to collect it

I'd Hit That - Pinata - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather with white outlined block textPiatas are the only socially acceptable way to teach children that beating something until it breaks open is rewarding. Slapping that phrase underneath one is just plausible deniability with crepe paper. The Details: Multicolored cartoon piata in the shape of a burro, decorated with horizontal stripes of green, yellow, purple, pink, orange, and blue, with a single cartoon eye, a blue pom pom on its head, a rainbow tail, and a white string extending