Master Baiter - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Arched distressed red serif text

Arched distressed red serif text reads "HARTFORD" above split numerals "18" and "78" flanking an ornate Victorian monogram of intertwined letters "H" and "S" with decorative scrollwork

wearing a baseball uniform with cursive "Heaven" and "01" on the chest

flanked by white kanji and large red text reading "GYM

Doc Holliday treated a death sentence like a minor scheduling conflict and Johnny Ringo like a light afternoon warmup

Two distressed pale blue moons sit above a vintage-style illustration of a sandworm erupting from amber and burnt-orange dunes

Master Baiter - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Arched distressed red serif textCalling yourself a master baiter on a shirt is the confidence equivalent of naming your boat something sexual and acting surprised when the marina talks. Nobody's buying the fishing alibi, but the commitment is admirable. The Details: Distressed white cursive script reads "Master Baiter" above a 1950s cartoon illustration of a fisherman standing in water, wearing a hat and plaid shirt, holding a bent rod as a large bass leaps from the water surrounded