UHF Raul's Wild Kingdom - Unisex Tank Top 90s Arched distressed white serif text

Arched distressed white serif text reads "ROY HOBBS LUMBER CO

holding a brick-sized 90s phone with an extended antenna to his ear

Earning the title of urban achiever requires nothing more than a millionaire in a wheelchair needing a tax write-off and a framed photo for his wall

" above a small teal star

" Large distressed white block letters read "CLEANING SERVICES" with a smaller line below reading "All Problems Solved

UHF Raul's Wild Kingdom - Unisex Tank Top 90s Arched distressed white serif textRaul's qualifications for hosting an animal show begin and end with owning animals and a building tall enough to launch them from. Those silhouettes aren't a cast list, they're a casualty report. Inspired by UHF. The Details: Distressed orange and yellow block text reads "RAUL'S" above large red "WILD" and yellow "KINGDOM" text. A posterized golden portrait of Raul with a mustache and curly hair sits centered, flanked by red silhouettes of a rooster