American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL " above a second line

" above a second line reading "and a Coke with no ice

Cluelessness that profound deserves its own vintage jersey font

" with larger white sans-serif text below reading "APPRECIATION SOCIETY

a cartoon portrait of Goose in a green flight suit covered in patches gives a thumbs up

" layered over a large black bowling ball with a swirled texture and three white finger holes

American As Apple Pie - Unisex Hoodie Size:5XL " above a second lineApple pie became America's entire personality because no one wanted to claim the runner up, which was probably manifest destiny or ranch dressing. Stamping "as" on an apple like a rebus puzzle is the most aggressively sincere thing since a town bicentennial float. The Details: Curved cream serif text reads "American" in a vintage style with distressed texture. A retro illustration of an apple pie slice in tan and golden tones sits beside a red apple