Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Stylized black hand-lettered text below

Stylized black hand-lettered text below reads "STUFT SHIRT" with bold black text reading "RESTAURANT" beneath it

and nobody's brave enough to file that amendment

Oval badge outline with a gold inner frame border contains a dark illustration of Farkus

Bowling pins replacing that corporate trefoil is the most aggressively relaxed act of brand sabotage ever committed in lowercase

Arched white text reads "THE JOKE'S ON SANTA

Chick Magnet - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather Stylized black hand-lettered text belowCalling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high five you for. Science has yet to confirm any actual magnetic properties. The Details: Cartoon yellow baby chick faces right toward three white lightning bolt action lines suggesting magnetic pull. A red and silver horseshoe magnet appears on the right side, completing the visual rebus pun. Distressed texture throughout