Get in Loser We're Crossing the Delaware - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Boatin' and boozin' earning a

Boatin' and boozin' earning a coat of arms with an anchor and rope border suggests day drinking on a pontoon is a bloodline worth preserving

flanked by small star icons

Kutsher's was the longest-running resort of the Borscht Belt

Curved distressed white block text below reads "BALLS OUT

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Get in Loser We're Crossing the Delaware - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Midnight Navy Boatin' and boozin' earning aDecember 26, 1776. The enemy was celebrating Christmas. Someone was about to ruin their morning with a very different kind of surprise party. The Details: Bold white blocky text reads "GET IN LOSER" at the top and "WE'RE CROSSING THE DELAWARE" at the bottom, flanking a detailed white illustration of a rowboat full of soldiers with a commanding figure standing at the bow pointing forward, an American flag at the stern, and fireworks bursting in a