Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed white block text

Arched distressed white block text reads "I DO IT FOR THE HO'S" in chunky bold lettering

Coach Finstock's survival guide covers sleep

rendered in white and gray with red text on the crumpled body panels

Retro cartoon portrait of Chet smirking with a cigar tops a red sign shape

Ordering the Old 96er is less a dinner choice and more a hostage negotiation between Chet's pride and his digestive system

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Women's T-Shirt Size:L Arched distressed white block textEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Deluxe (Solid Colors): 100% Ring