Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:M • matte finish coating

• matte finish coating

Government keeps its word

this 3 inch patch is easy to add by iron-on

"All tyranny needs to gain a foothold is for people of good conscience to remain silent

but it was more likely made in the earliest years of the Nineteenth Century according to the expert explaining the piece to me - an Ojibway expert at Fort Snelling

Oldage Mutant Mitch McConnell T-Shirt Size:M • matte finish coatingOld age mutant Mitch McConnell, weirdo in a halfshell! Made from a toxic spill in the murkiest portions of the Potomac swamp, Mitch mutated into the awful lumbering chimera we see today. McConnell lurks amongst the Congress critters with his bulging spectacled eyes locked in on the slow race to oblivion. Seemingly impervious to time itself, the reptile's ancient animal instincts have propelled him to become the longest serving Republican senator. 100%