Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Tank Top bod hand-brushed appearance with uneven paint-stroke

hand-brushed appearance with uneven paint-stroke edges

integrated into the partially obscured word "OUTTA

& OTTOMANS

Arched red serif text reads "TOO COOL FOR" above a blue engraving-style portrait of Benjamin Franklin wearing pixelated "deal with it" meme sunglasses

" with small stars trailing behind

Americans Not American'ts - Unisex Tank Top bod hand-brushed appearance with uneven paint-strokeSplitting "Americans" into a motivational pun takes the same energy as a middle school football coach who laminated his personality in 2004. Somewhere a bald eagle is shedding a tear, not from pride, but from sharing airspace with this at every cookout. The Details: Distressed red serif text reads "AMERI CANS" split across two lines. Black text reads "NOT" flanked by two black stars on each side. Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split