If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Dimensional layered shadows shift from

Dimensional layered shadows shift from golden-yellow behind the top word

History sealed its legacy on July 30

classic look

which says more about the original than the parody

Walter's more offended by their lack of ethos than by anything actually dangerous

If You Ain't First You're Last - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL Dimensional layered shadows shift fromGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.