Pizza Party - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_sw assuming your definition of "best"

assuming your definition of "best" includes hostage negotiations and barefoot hallway sprints

which says more about the original than the parody

Distressed golden-yellow decorative serif text reads "The" in script above "Copacabana" in large ornate lettering

Baseball parents proudly announcing they teach their kids to hit and steal is the only confession that gets applause instead of a visit from child services

Calling it "just add" implies the rest of the ingredients were already there

Pizza Party - Unisex Sweatshirt rr_track_sw assuming your definition of "best"Pizza Party is the only entry on any ballot with a 100% approval rating and zero attack ads. Both major parties could learn something from a platform built entirely on breadsticks and no term limits. The Details: A row of white stars spans the top above a horizontal white line. Below, an empty blue checkbox sits beside blue text reading "Democratic Party," followed by an empty red checkbox beside red text reading "Republican Party." A white checkbox