Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL"

Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL" above "GUAPO" and "100 PROOF" in ornate Western serif lettering

Inspired by Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down

Inspired by Office Space

Bob McKenzie announcing donut findings with forensic authority is peak Canadian commitment to zero-stakes investigation

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Have a Holly Jawlly Christmas - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Golden-tan distressed text reads "EL"Santa trading reindeer for a great white shark is the most honest upgrade in Christmas logistics because at least the shark is upfront about biting. Nobody questions the transportation budget when teeth are involved. The Details: Arched cream text reads "HAVE A HOLLY JAWLLY." Below, a vintage pulp style illustration depicts Santa Claus in his red suit riding a great white shark bursting from blue green ocean waves, its jaws open with rows of sharp