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Two crossed golden-tan bats frame a white baseball with red stitching

Wizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile

Nature's most heavily armed rodent is just out here saying what everyone else is thinking

a nightclub that burned bright through the 1940s and 1950s

Safety Third Fire - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL The image has a compressedRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all