Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt seattle round glasses

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Details: Features retro yellow and orange script text reading "I'M WHAT WILLIS WAS TALKIN' 'BOUT" in a 70s/80s style font

Large distressed white angular text reads "SKATEWAY" in a bold slanted sans-serif font with a speckled

Arched cream uppercase text reads "AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU'RE" above a vintage cartoon illustration of Santa Claus in a red suit and white beard

Stop Staring At My Cock - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt seattle round glassesRoosters exist solely so people can wear poultry on their chest and dare strangers to get caught reading it. Plausible deniability with feathers and a comb is a legal gray area nobody wants to litigate. The Details: Vintage hand drawn rooster rendered in yellow, blue, red, and teal ink depicts layered plumage, a red comb, and yellow wattle, standing on a patch of sketched ground. Distressed white uppercase serif text below reads "STOP STARING AT MY