Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL and tan chopsticks

and tan chopsticks

flanked by "BORN 5 DEC

flanked by two muted sage-green pine trees

flanked by decorative white stars on both sides

Golden-tan bold uppercase text below reads "ANYBODY WANT A PEANUT

Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex Hoodie Size:2XL and tan chopsticksPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text