Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Leagues filled every lane on

Leagues filled every lane on weeknights

where the gossip flows as freely as the hair clippings

Spilling sodium is just passive-aggressive seasoning at this point

flanked by yellow stars and blue water splash droplets

Distressed white block text in a collegiate varsity style reads "NOT A COP" across the chest

Bitch Better Have My Cookies - Unisex T-Shirt Size:L Leagues filled every lane onSanta running a chimney to chimney shakedown for snickerdoodles is the most honest portrayal of that man's energy. Billions of unpaid home entries a year, and cookies are apparently all it takes to keep him quiet. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of Santa Claus seated on a chimney, holding a cookie and a steaming mug, wearing a red suit with green gloves, surrounded by white sparkle accents. Golden yellow ornate serif text with dark