Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M framed by a black-and-white border

framed by a black-and-white border

Golden script reading "Coffee" sits beneath

Weathered texture throughout the letters gives a worn

grungy texture replicating a cinematic end credit title card

with elegant gold script below reading "Malt Liquor

Napoleon - Short Dead Dude - Unisex T-Shirt Size:M framed by a black-and-white borderReducing a self crowned emperor to three words on a book report is the most San Dimas thing imaginable. Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin. Inspired by Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. The Details: Engraved white illustration depicts Napoleon Bonaparte in his bicorne hat, military uniform with epaulettes and ornamental buttons, rendered in a classical etching style. Elegant white serif text