Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt santa monica " Stacked white block text

" Stacked white block text below reads "INDEPENDENCE" over "BITCHES LOVE INDEPENDENCE

The cursive and tasteful attribution are doing more heavy lifting than the actual punchline

Somehow that energy became the gold standard for every wiseguy who followed

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Professional Crop Duster - Unisex T-Shirt santa monica " Stacked white block textCalling yourself a professional crop duster means you've moved past shame and into mastery, silently deploying chemical warfare through crowded rooms with single engine calm. The vintage airplane illustration is just plausible deniability. The Details: Bold white block text reads "PROFESSIONAL" above a high contrast woodcut style illustration of a single engine crop duster airplane low over a field of crops, with clouds filling the background sky.