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Ornamental scrollwork surrounds curved bottom text reading "DANGER IS MY BUSINESS

Bold white sans-serif text reads "DAMONES" across the top

and white fill contains bold red italic text reading "Michael Myers" in a brand-parody serif font

" White cursive script along the bottom reads "We Sell Spatulas

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