I Love Motorboating - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A golden-yellow illustration of Clubber

A golden-yellow illustration of Clubber Lang in a fighting stance wearing boxing gloves and a championship belt stands between "19" and "81

Grandma thinks it's adorable

Lincoln freed an entire nation and his reward is being the mascot for the same hot dog joke every uncle has made since 1987

Lassoing on roller skates across a desert is the kind of idea that only happens when a Phoenix sign painter gets fifty bucks and zero oversight

Wilford Brimley cloned four times in mop-top wigs looks like the greatest band that ever lectured you about blood sugar

I Love Motorboating - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL A golden-yellow illustration of ClubberSlapping "I Heart Motor Boating" in the most wholesome souvenir shop font is the thinnest plausible deniability since "I was holding it for a friend." Nobody has ever bought this because they're passionate about Yamahas. The Details: Large distressed white letter "I" sits above a solid red heart symbol in the classic civic pride format. Bold distressed white stacked text reads "MOTOR BOATING" beneath the heart, with all elements centered in a vertical