Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Curved distressed white text along

Curved distressed white text along the bottom rocker reads "REBELS

" A bottom banner reads "ACADEMY" above curved text reading "HAVE YOUR VENGEANCE

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White sans-serif text below reads "UNTIL HANS GRUBER FALLS FROM NAKATOMI PLAZA

Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

Taters Over Haters - Unisex T-Shirt tombstone Curved distressed white text alongChoosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century. The English language spent thousands of years evolving just so "taters" and "haters" could rhyme and end every argument before it starts. The Details: A vintage style illustration of a heaping pile of tater tots rendered in orange and brown tones with distressed black speckle detailing. Rounded, bubbly golden orange retro text in a