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Illinois" above large distressed white script reading "Pretzels" with a swooping tail underline

" A rectangular marquee reads "COFFEE SHOP DINING DANCING" with "PHONE 534-4131

Number Two treating world domination like a quarterly earnings call is why evil never scales properly

White script reads "The Colony" across a marquee

Bigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange

Brad Wesley 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt vernon Illinois" above large distressed whiteRunning on a platform of mid tier retail zoning and monster truck diplomacy is honestly the most electable thing about Wesley. JC Penney is coming here because of him, and you will acknowledge that or lose your car dealership. Inspired by Road House. The Details: Blue halftone portrait of Brad Wesley with a red star above. Bold white text reads "VOTE BRAD WESLEY" above white outlined "2028" in large block lettering. A red banner below carries white