Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor holding a blocker

holding a blocker

Hollywood Montrose walks into a beige department store like he's headlining his own runway show

arranged in a clustered group below

Johnny tossing his badge into the surf afterward is peak melodrama disguised as the only sane response

Nobody told him "a few laughs" meant defusing bombs barefoot while wrapped in Christmas lights

Into Fitness, Fitness Pizza in My Mouth - Unisex T-Shirt adult humor holding a blockerFit'ness pizza in my mouth requires more dedication than most gym memberships, and the results are actually visible. That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will. The Details: Bold white block text reads "INTO FITNESS" across the top. Three cartoon style pepperoni pizza slices arranged in a fan formation sit below, rendered in golden yellow cheese, brown pepperoni, and tan crust. White block text at the bottom