I Shaved My Balls For This? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white bold serif letter

Distressed white bold serif letter "W" sits to the left of a detailed white anchor illustration with rope coiled around its shank and crossbar

Inspired by Rudy

a 24-hour diner that never turned its lights off

Bold white block letters read "AUTO PARTS" across the middle of the triangle

Jagged red lightning-bolt-style lettering reads "220" and "221" flanking the top of a cartoon illustration of Jack Butler in a white backwards cap

I Shaved My Balls For This? - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:S Distressed white bold serif letterManscaping with a razor near the most anxious real estate on the human body is an act of pure, delusional optimism. That question mark is just a man performing a cost benefit analysis in real time, and the math is not mathing. The Details: Distressed white bubble text in a retro groovy style reads "I shaved my balls for this?" with a worn, weathered screen print texture across the chest. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Long Sleeve. Ribbed cuffs