Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped

Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-popped house into an artisan popcorn brand is exactly the kind of pivot only a man who weaponizes academic funding would attempt

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Arched bold display text reads "JELLY OF THE MONTH" in white lettering above a vintage-style illustrated mason jar filled with red jelly

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black Jerry Hathaway turning his laser-poppedListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading