Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL

WHEN I PROMISED TO KILL YOU LAST

White stencil-style silhouette of Dark Helmet's oversized dome helmet depicts the angular visor

Buying passage off-world just means trading acid rain for indentured servitude with better views

Misanthropy written in wedding invitation script next to a cartoon dog face is the most passive aggressive thing since "per my last email

That apostrophe is doing more heavy lifting than anyone wearing this shirt ever will

Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Women's T-Shirt Color:Dark Grey Heather WHEN I PROMISED TO KILLSaying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode, and doing it anyway is just arson with a hypothesis. That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads. The Details: White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a 1950s era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp