Chez Quis - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL but only when witnesses are

but only when witnesses are present

which is generous

Homer's hunger strike proved losing baseball hurts worse than losing dignity

surrounded by popped popcorn pieces with a diagonal purple laser beam striking from above

Marty's twelve seconds of shredding deserved a world tour

Chez Quis - Unisex T-Shirt Size:5XL but only when witnesses areReservations at Chez Quis are for people who lack the nerve to just become Abe Froman on the spot. Snooty gatekeepers fold every time confidence walks in wearing a leather jacket. Inspired by Ferris Bueller's Day Off. The Details: Ornate baroque cartouche rendered in dark brown outlines with elaborate scrollwork and carved detailing tapers to a point at the bottom. Distressed cursive script in muted gold reads "Chez Quis" centered within the frame.