Wake & Bake - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt flint Distressed blue serif text reads

Distressed blue serif text reads "AMERI CAN'TS" split across two lines

A weathered white vintage bicycle illustration sits centered with "BC" above it

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Booger checked in knowing full well what that sign really spelled

Every dad at the hardware store considers both the knowing chuckle and the disgusted stare a win

Wake & Bake - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt flint Distressed blue serif text readsPutting a turkey next to the phrase 'wake and bake' is the thinnest alibi in Thanksgiving history. Nobody at the table is fooled, but everyone appreciates the commitment to plausible deniability. The Details: Golden tan rounded bubble text reads "WAKE & BAKE." Below, a cartoon open oven drawn in light blue gray and white outlines contains a golden tan roasted turkey on a platter with curving steam lines rising above it. Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: