Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt melrose park " with red text reading

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Winning a leg lamp in a fragrance contest means your living room decor has officially peaked

Takashi's only qualifications are a tiny red tricycle and a blood alcohol level that defies medical science

Arched white Old English blackletter text reads "Come Out To The Coast" along the top of a scalloped white-outlined border

A funny design inspired by Jim Halpert's jello stapler prank on Dwight Schrute from the office

Fluent in 3 Languages - Unisex T-Shirt melrose park " with red text readingListing sarcasm and profanity as languages on a gold star skills chart is basically a LinkedIn profile for people whose greatest achievement is making a coworker spit out their coffee. HR stopped fighting it and started handing out awards for honesty. The Details: Distressed white sans serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top. Three lines below each pair a golden yellow distressed star with bold, chunky distressed serif text reading