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Dr. Acula's Blood Bank - Long Sleeve T-Shirt lakewood Pink and white block textDr. Acula ran a blood bank for ninety years and nobody questioned the name, the hours, or why donations only happened after sunset. Medical billing already feels like getting drained, so at least this guy is honest about it. The Details: Curved cream text reads "DR. ACULA'S" arching above a vintage hand drawn vampire illustration with red glowing eyes, bared fangs, slicked back hair, and a red high collared cape, flanked by cream text reading "DONATE