Safety Third Fire - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Inspired by RoboCop

Inspired by RoboCop

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Script text reading "The" leads into bold white block letters reading "TRIPLE LINDY

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Safety Third Fire - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:S Inspired by RoboCopRanking safety third implies two higher priorities, and based on that kid's face, they're arson and vibes. Every house fire looks wholesome enough when you illustrate it like a 1970s Scholastic book cover. The Details: Golden yellow retro bubble lettering reads "SAFETY THIRD" across the top. Below, a vintage illustration depicts a grinning child holding a lit sparkler bursting with bright sparks, while a house behind is engulfed in tall flames, all