Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex Tank Top boston flanked by a ribbon banner

flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink

" curving above a gray gravestone illustration with a rounded arch shape

with heavy grunge texture throughout

Bold white hand-style text overlapping the figure reads "I KNOW FROM EXPERIENCE

Inspired by Bloodsport

Heed! Pants! Now! - Unisex Tank Top boston flanked by a ribbon bannerStuart Mackenzie's parenting style is just screaming orbital measurements at a child whose head has its own gravitational pull. That boy's pillow budget alone could bankrupt Scotland. Inspired by So I Married an Axe Murderer. The Details: Posterized portraits depict Heed in the foreground with an oversized head, curly orange red hair, and a somber expression, while Stuart Mackenzie appears smaller behind him with gray hair, glasses, and an open mouth.