Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel

Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vessel means your bonus shares come with fine print about acceptable crew losses

wearing a plumed helmet and holding a bat over one shoulder

but for a handshake from the champ himself

so handing him a Solo cup is less parody than biography

Now I have all Kenny Loggins

Schrute Farms Bed & Breakfast - Unisex Hoodie Size:L Signing onto a Weyland-Yutani vesselSchrute Farms, Guten Tag! How can I help you? Yes, we have availability on those nights. How many in your party? Oh, no. I'm sorry. No king beds. No queen either. Well, we make our own mattresses that don't conform to the traditional sizes. Inspired by Dwight Schrute from The Office. Printed on our warm & cozy heavyweight unisex hoodie (hooded sweatshirt). We print & ship all of our high quality graphic hoodies in the USA.