Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex T-Shirt funny " and "1870" above "CARSON

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Science is Magic That's Real - Unisex T-Shirt funny " and "1870" above "CARSONWizards endorsing empirical rationalism is the career equivalent of a horse promoting the automobile. Dude's conjuring sparkles right next to the words that make him unemployable, and he looks thrilled about it. The Details: Bold white block text reads "SCIENCE" and "IS" flanking a cartoon wizard in a blue pointed hat and robe, with a long white beard, holding a swirling atom symbol surrounded by multicolored stars. Large gradient teal to light blue